The Three Fine Slayers of Rupert Giles
Breakin' heads in Sunnydale city
She was the oldest and blondest of three
She'd go straight from the cheerleadin' tryouts
To stakin' vampires in the cemetary.
The vamps came a-courtin' but she'd keep her distance
(Actually she didn't, but she played it cool);
Some say she's a little bit psychotic
Burned down the gym and then blew up the school.
Watcher Giles had a Slayer named Kendra
Pity it was Faith that had the farthest to fall.
Want-take-have was the whole of her scripture,
Until the day arrived she thought she'd lost it all.
The Scoobies would shun her and she would condemn 'em
For bein' hypocritical, too holy-for-thou.
She walked away, took sides with the Mayor,
Tellin' him 'Daddy, I'm your good girl now...'
You know the three had nothing in common
Some may recall the stories of the Slayers
Catalogued and referenced in the Watcher's files.
Some say they still hear the fightin' and the flirtin'
And the preachin' of the Slayers of Rupert Giles!
Breakin' heads in Sunnydale...
The Three Fine Slayers of Rupert Giles is (c) Lady Mondegreen, Jason Schneiderman and Jonathan Lennox