Your Con's Name Here
(tune: Lou & Peter Berryman, "Your State's Name Here")
Sometimes when my life is far too mundane
And the nine-to-five threatens to drive me insane
When Friday rolls round, I pack up my gear
And head for my home ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
No times could be better, no people so dear
As those I encounter at ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
Now I'm going back, to the place I adore
There's no other con like ... YOUR CON'S NAME ONCE MORE
Oh ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE, oh ... AGAIN, what a con!
It brightens my ... TIME OF THE YEAR IT GOES ON
Where we celebrate fandom's delights every year
In the heartwarming filksings of ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
The stuff that goes on is wondrous to tell
It frightens the staff of ... YOUR USUAL HOTEL
The SCAdians' duels offer much to admire
As they fight for ...THE NAME OF YOUR SCA SHIRE
The costumes they wear are somewhat obscene
At the room parties mentioned in ... LOCAL FANZINES
Or the "Meet the Pros" party where the big names appear
Like ... LIST SOME OF YOUR GUESTS OF HONOR RIGHT HERE
Oh ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE, oh ... AGAIN, what a con!
It brightens my ... TIME OF THE YEAR IT GOES ON
Where we celebrate fandom's delights every year
In the heartwarming filksings of ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
I'd love to stay up where ... A FILKER'S NAME ... sings,
Where the huckster room sells you ... SOME FANNISH-TYPE THINGS
Like there on the t-shirt, a slogan so clear,
A year and a date and a ... YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
Oh whisper it soft, it's a song to my ear,
YOUR CON'S NAME HERE, YOUR CON'S NAME HERE
It's there that I'll go and it's there that I'll stay
Till the dead dog gives out at the end of the day
Back to the filking
Back to Toontown