Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of Time
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of
I just bought the ninth book in the set
Can't believe he isn't finished yet
No, I won't quit yet
But still I must admit that
I'm getting tired of the Wheel of Time
Once I hoped that this would all make sense
Now I think it's just incompetence
And I remember,
Before it got dismembered
There was a plot once in the Wheel of Time
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of Time
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of
Do you know which books out in the hall
Are the greatest fantasies of all
It's how you need them
And how you still reread them
That hasn't happened with the Wheel of Time
Maybe this won't last very long
That's what I thought
Boy, was I wrong
Maybe I'm just reading too slow
There's ten books to go
And that's more than I'd hoped for
You could say I've lost faith in the man
'Cause by now I'm rooting for Shai'tan
My eyes are bleeding
Why can't I just stop reading?
God, I'm addicted to the Wheel of Time!
First and second books were just fine
Back when Nynaeve
Still had a spine
Now the characters all seem to blend
We're nowhere near the end,
And they're less than I hoped for
I don't care how overblown it gets
I have been a fool for shorter sets
I'll find a stedding
And read some David Eddings
Even his stuff's shorter than the Wheel of Time
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of Time
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, the Wheel of Time...
(repeat & fade)