Oh, I love ose
Anything morbid or maudlin or mushy
Anything ghastly or grisly or gushy
Yes, I love ose!
I have here a song about sorrow and strife
The hero avenges his dead son and wife
Of course he gets slaughtered -- I guess that's just life
I love it because it's ose!
Oh, I love ose
Anything vengeful and violent and vicious
Anything dismal and dark and delicious
Yes, I love ose!
Now here's a grim tale of betrayal and wrong
It's fifty-one verses and five bridges long
And everyone knows it's my favorite song
I love it because it's ose!
Oh, I love ose
Anything wretched or woeful or weary
Anything desolate, doleful or dreary
Yes, I love ose!
In this one the fair maiden dies and decays
Whenever I sing it, I'm gloomy for days
And I wouldn't trade it for a date with Frank Hayes
I love it because it's ose!
Yes, I love ose
Anything morbid or maudlin or mushy
Anything ghastly or grisly or gushy
Oh, I love
I love
I ... love ose!